Honestly, what is more awesome than dragons? They breathe fire, they fly, they can grab people up and eat them, and they are gigantic. I want one. Dragons are not typically seen in a lot of movies these days, but they are a staple of fantasy. After all, another name for a classic hero is "dragon-slayer". No matter what story we are talking about, once a character has killed a dragon, their badass level has gone through the roof. Nobody says "he killed a dragon? who cares". Dragons are known as the destroyers of villages and the bringers of death. When one guy is able to stop that, he should get all the praise one can give. On top of that, owning a dragon becomes just as badass. Part of what makes Daenerys Targaryen so awesome is that she owns three dragons that are getting larger all the time. You take this destructive force of nature and get it to call you "mommy". That is the mark of a true bad ass.
Yeah, that's all I got for dragons. I can definitely say that defeating dragons is extremely satisfying too. In the 2011 game Skyrim, all you do is kill dragons and devour their souls to get new abilities. That's the ultimate insult to injury. What's better is that no matter how many times you kill dragons, you still get that feeling that your genitalia is increasing.
Here are some pictures of dragons, May they make your day better.
| Not quite what I was going for but it will work |
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